I don’t like Valentine’s Day. I bet that’s a huge surprise. Chocolate gives me migraines and flowers seem like a waste of money.
I’m not against romance. But my idea of romance is very different from Hallmark’s.
So tonight, instead of fighting for a table at a mid-priced chain restaurant, we’ll be having dinner at home, as a family…. just like we do every other night. I’m making arroz con pollo and a salad – can you feel the love? – and after that, we’re going to Costco. And if a cheesecake happens to fall in our cart, so be it.
Now that’s romantic.