Monthly Archives: November 2008

Camper

Camper is the mascot of Tyler’s kindergarten class. He is sent home with a different child each week, and the child is supposed to create a photo-narrative of the week with Camper.

Camper came to our house last week. Hooo, boy. It was very difficult to keep from photographing Camper next to a bottle of gin, or passed out on the bathroom floor, or getting a tattoo.

On Friday, Camper had lasagna with us.

Tyler thought this was an excellent way to carry camper around and show him the house. Have you ever seen a teddy bear throw up? I hadn’t either.

After all that, Camper needed coffee by Sunday morning. Mama shared.

Too many biscuits, Camper.

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It’s Hard to be Five

Tyler is the youngest child in his class. He is also one of the brightest children in his class. This contrast has been the source of mucho frustration at our house since he started school in August. From the beginning, his teacher has told me that he’s so very smart that he can “get by” without really paying attention, and instead fidgets, wiggles, and tries to entertain the other kids.

But his “getting by” includes perfect (or near-perfect) scores on every test he takes.

His teacher uses a green-yellow-red system for behavior. Tyler usually has a mix of greens and yellow, with an occasional red day. Since he enjoys attention, it’s common for him to get on yellow for entertaining his buddies. But two weeks ago he had a string of three red days in a row.

I didn’t know what to do. Wednesday night I yelled, I threatened, I took away privileges, I promised him steak dinner if he could behave on Thursday. We went to the bookstore and got a copy of “It’s Hard To Be Five” and read it twice. And when he got into the car Thursday afternoon? ANOTHER RED.

I gave him oatmeal for dinner at 5:30 and put him in the bathtub. After he got out and I was drying him off, I really looked at him. He looked so small, so vulnerable, and so sad. I started crying. He started crying. We hugged, I wrapped him up in a towel and pulled him on my lap, and we wept together. I put him in bed at 7:00 (his usual bedtime is 8:00) and, for the first night in his life, I didn’t lay down with him and snuggle. I think that was the worst punishment I could have concocted. He pulled the covers over his face as tears leaked from his eyes. It broke my heart. I wanted so very badly to take it all back.

Since that night, he has been on green every single day.

Did I do the right thing? I don’t know. But it appears to have been effective. I didn’t spank Tyler. I didn’t throw things. I took a lot of deep breaths.  I don’t know that I should have let him see me crying over this, but I don’t know that it was a terrible thing, either. Maybe that made him realize how important this is to me.

On Wednesday, Tyler’s father and I sat down with the teacher and the guidance counselor to discuss Tyler’s behavior problems. At that point, he’d been on green three days, after being on red three days. We all agreed to test Tyler for the gifted program. Both the teacher and the guidance counselor were impressed with my choice to get the “It’s Hard to be Five” book. They were not impressed with Tyler’s father’s approach to discipline, which apparently involves a stern lecture in the car on the way to school.

I recommend the book – especially for boys. The pictures on the front and back inside covers are worth the cover price. On Friday Tyler’s teacher invited me to come read the book to the whole class.

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The Reckoning

My ex-husband refused to let me talk to my son on my birthday.

You’ll hear more about him later, but suffice it to say that if he wasn’t already at the top of my bleep list, he’d be there now.

In happier news, Tyler finally got his soccer trophy on Saturday:

His life is complete.

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The Aftermath

Forty-seven percent of Americans woke up disappointed this morning.

I woke up disappointed, not because of the national election, but because of the passage of Amendment 2 here in Florida. It says:

“Inasmuch as marriage is the legal union of only one man and one woman as husband and wife, no other legal union that is treated as marriage or the substantial equivalent thereof shall be valid or recognized.”

If people were really so concerned about the “sanctity” of marriage, they’d work to restrict/abolish divorce, and I say that as a divorced person. This country faces many challenges right now, and it seems silly to spend so much legislative energy worrying about people who want to create stable long-term relationships. I am especially disheartened by those voters in California and Florida who voted solidly for “change” in the form of Obama, yet rejected “change” in the form of gay and lesbian families.

As Jason and I move forward in creating our family, I am humbled by how easy it will be for us – no one will question the rightness or quality of our relationship when we apply for a marriage license. No one will call our family unnatural. No one will tease our kids (well, not for that, at least).

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The Early Show

Since the children don’t do Daylight Savings Time, everyone in our house was awake at 6:45 Sunday morning. Jason and I figured we’d make the most of it and took the kids to the early church service, at 8:15.

The service is held in the music room, and you sit on the squeakiest. chairs. ever. I couldn’t breathe without making noise. However, because the chairs were on risers, Tyler got a good view of the whole service. Apparently he’s never paid attention during Communion, but when the minister raised the cup, he exclaimed, “THE HOLY GRILL!”

If only, my son. If only.

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